Find a box.
Maybe a special glue stick too?
Study runes or, if runes unavailable, the cracks of your cell phone screen.
Study shadows. This is not optional.
Study sleep deprivation.
Sleep—concentrate on it.
Find a windmill.
Follow someone (not too close, don’t be creepy about, never mind, don’t do this).
Do what you’re told.
Abandon hope. Abandon everything. jklol
Work on handwriting.
Get a nice pen worthy of newly good handwriting.
Did I need the box?
Cook dinner.
Rest.
Build a house.
Steal a bank.
Make another list.
Burn it. Burn this.
Mark your calendars: The Foolish Oracle is the first Saturday of the month at Bulldog News, starting promptly at 11 am.
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