Bathhouse Blue

by Bryan Edenfield

I lost my job to a giant crane fly but I was unhappy so it was a blessing in disguise. 

Along the coast I stood guard at the entrance to the Driftwood Cathedral, 400 years old and very historic. My job was to make sure no one desecrated the place. 

Then one day I think last Thursday just before the sun fell, some ruffians came and asked me, “Who exactly d…